They Still Make YOU???

Sooooo lets talk about…People that won’t give oral!

Ok first of all its almost 2010 ppl. The United States has a black president, gay/lesbian relationships are widely accepted, and the first Hispanic Supreme Court Justice was just appointed. With all those barriers being broken there are still ppl who refuse to give oral. WTF!! What are ya’ll waiting on and/or afraid of. I just don’t get it. I was having a convo wit my boy and this topic came up. He was like “man I can’t eat it dawg, vagina too mysterious. Too much be goin on in that area.” Granted he has a point. But fellas you can’t just expect the dick to do the trick everytime.. and even if it does you gotta switch the game up. Man up and get in there! Head first…MUFFSTACHE STYLE. Oh and ladies there are still some of u out there too. Talking bout “I aint sucking ya thang.. u betta suck ya own thang” Where is this non-sense coming from. Then on top of that.. they ones that will do it.. give a half assed effort. And in that case ur wasting both of our time. So ultimately if you aint giving head…Kill Yo Self (not literally). Because you are depriving your partner of one of the pleasures of life!! So am I the only one who as run into this.. or are any of you anti oral. If you are PLEASE EXPLAIN URSELF!... That is all.

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Beauty By The Dollar

SOOO…. Lets talk about female beautification

 

Ok so maybe its me but it seems like females have more artificial beauty accessories then EVER. I mean what’s wrong wit just being you. If you have short hair.. then wear it proudly wit yo bald head ass (and I say bald head ass as a term of endearment) Frankly I’m tired of being tricked.  Yes I said it TRICKED!!  Because truthfully that exactly whats happening. Like every part about u that I like has a receipt.  That ain’t cool.  And I’m just tired of it. Because guys if you anything like me, ur in the club its prolly 3am, its dark and ur SMASHED. And thru ur tired, drunk, sunglass in the club eyes, you see this BAD chick. Long hair, and everything sittin in all the right places.  Shit u think u done found HALLE BERRYYY HALLE BERRY. And u get her to the crib and when u wake up in the morn u see.. Marion Berry. (Marion Berry is the former Mayor of DC see here http://concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/GILBERT_LOVE5.jpg) And women how would u feel if that happened you u. You dancing wit a guy in the club and u feel about 10inches rub up against you and you get home and bout to get it crackin and he says.. “Hold on babe let me talk of this dick extender.” You’d feel bamboozled. So stop it. Stop tricking us men with this long pretty hair that don’t belong to you. Don’t be batting those long eyelashes at me when u know glued them on. And take off that damn contraption that make ya breast and booty sit up all nice like that!! Its confusing. But fellas don’t worry.. I think I have it figured out.. at least for the summer. Make all you first dates at the pool. Yes the pool. So I know your thinking, Greg Jones Said It why to the pool? Because she can’t hide that piece of equipment that sucks her waist in when she’s wearing a swim suit. If she has dents in you booty that look like she’s been hit repeatedly wit golf balls.. swim suit bottoms make it known. But the final trick fellas is this. PUSH HER IN THE POOL!!! Yes, bump her ass right in the 3ft.(just in case she can’t swim) If her smile is running down her face- Too much make up. If she went in with hair down her back and come out wit a fade.. it’s a weave. If one eye is green and the other is just regular ole brown- Contacts. So ya see, she can’t hide anything there ppl. So fellas do you feel my pain? Women and I being outrageous? Let me know

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I Just Wanna Watch!!!

Soooo lets talk about…….Sex with people in the room.

 

Maybe its just me but there have been several times that I been about to close the deal and my boys are in the room, someone is sleeping in the same room or I’m actually the odd man out. Now to me it’s a no brainer. Proceed as normal..GAME TIME!! But that’s not always the case with some people.  See, me and my guys have an understanding and have often been quoted as saying “I’ll watch!” And no we’re not into some type of kinky society of voyeurism its just kinda like permission for the other person to do what they gotta do.  “Almost like don’t mind me I’ll be over here chillin.” (or actually watching lol)  And yea I know your thinking well u can just sneak and do it. Do the whole hide under the covers, lay on our side and hope no one hears the bed squeaking thing. BOO THAT!! I mean come on, we’re adults here. The other person/people already know what’s going on so why try to front. Lets go ahead and enjoy the ride. (no pun intended) Plus the whole spooning sex thing is not where its at. Ok, I’ll admit I’m a bit more open then others in terms of being naked around people.  And I understand not everyone will be on that level. But some people will actually just pass up getting some action because there are people around. If the extra person is a complete stranger, fine I feel you (although I’d still do it) but if we all know each other and we know you and the other person are bout to get it popping anyway.. what’s the problem?  When it’s all said and done I’m wondering does being seen or heard in the act deter you from even participating?  I’m I just totally out of line with how I’m thinking about this situation? Let me know what you think.

 

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